Wednesday, May 2, 2007

American Idol contestants are shrinking…

Well, I’m impressed. Last night was Bon Jovi night on American Idol. Usually the rock night goes horribly wrong and every just ends up sounding like their yelling – not last night. Everyone did a killer job (with the exception of Jordin). Not only did their voices sound good, they looked really good (again, with the exception of Jordin). Gosh, Jordin really got the short end of the stick last night. She was by far the worst all around. BTW…Did Melinda and Lakisha have liposuction over the weekend? Just curious. My other question is - do they have proof that Jordin is 17? This chick is big. Not fat big, just big. Remember that soccer player that was super good and said he was like 15 or something. Seems like the same scenario. To recap…

Phil Baldy: Eh. Same old Phil performance. Sort of good, sort of not good. Sort of don’t give a (sorry). Randy and Paula liked it, Simon tore him to shreds.

Jordin: Jordin f’d up big time. They made her look like Slash from Guns n’ Roses. On top of that she sang like crap. The judges said she sounded shreaky. With everyone doing so well, the performance really hurt her. Tonight should be interesting

Mini-JT: Mini-JT is back in full effect. Last night he did so good. He stopped doing that weird thing where he moves his head to the side when he’s singing – major bonus. Judges liked him. He still isn’t as strong as the other contestants but he done good.

Lakisha: Lakisha worked it last night. She gave it her all and then some. She sang, “This ain’t a love song.” Simon gave her a kiss in the end. A little awkward but a nice gesture. I think I'm going to give Simon and Lakisha the Most Random Kiss Award. Besides the amazing performance, she looked damn good. She either ran 10 miles everyday this week or paid a visit to dr. liposuction. Lakisha was on the brink of going home, but I pretty sure last night saved her.
Beat Box Blake: Blake was interesting last night. He did his whole beat box dance thing (more so than normal) which was super cool and he got the crowd going but the song he paired it up with was just okay – “You give love a bad name.” All in all the whole thing was pretty cool. The judges gave him major props for originality. Black hair wasn’t my favorite, but I get that its rock night. Back to blonde, please.

Melinda Mom: Of course Melinda sang ridiculously good, judges loved her. I don’t do Melinda.

Two people are going home tonight =(...

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