Weekly Recap

I love NY...What we learned this week...NY LOVES obnoxious, crazy, hilarious guys with no shame - Chance. NY eliminated Chance's brother Real so that NY's mom could have a chance with him. She kept Tango even though she thought Tango's mom was old and boring. Chance sort of turned down 10K from NY's mom in the hopes that a bigger piece of pie would come along in the future.

The Hills...What we learned this week...Lauren is sort of over Heidi but still doesn't want to totally stop being friends with her. She is down with hanging out with Audrina until Heidi realizes how annoying Spencer is. Lauren is still down with Brody even though Jen Bunny got down and dirty with him on her birthday. Lauren and Heidi are beyond over Jen Bunny.

American Idol...What we learned this week...Beat Box Blake ruled the show. Mini-JT was really good. Melinda Winfrey was spitting all over her microphone and singing amazingly but not that appealing. Sanjaya was screaming and a girl in the audience was screaming back at him (aka Annoying Crying Girl). There was a girl dressed really pretty, a bald guy, and a girl with black hair - all did okay.

American Idol Results Show...What we learned this week...American Idol is going to give to charity by charging 10 cents per call on April 24th. By doing so, they are planning on getting 60 million (30+ million current) callers. Which equates to a doubled cost for Ford commercials on that night - 20 million...cha ching. Sanjaya didn't get voted off because Howard Stern is campaigning to keep him in the competition. Mini-JT was in the bottom with the tall skinny girl - he thankfully stayed (whew).

Real Housewives of OC Reunion...What we learned this week...We are sad to see this show go but are crossing our fingers that all the ladies love the attention and will sign for another season. Jo is still in LA minus Slade and over her flirting mini-relationship with Shane. Laurie isn't married yet but still living in the lap of luxury. Her son is 18 with a clean slate and parting it up again. Jeana is almost over her husband. Tammy is still over Duff.

Real World...What we learned this week...Tyrie isn't a woman beater but gets awfully scary when he's drunk. He can't be a politician anymore because he peed in the street and got arrested. It's still unclear if his girlfriend is dunzo or not. Jen is still fighting with her ex but happy to be making out with Steven's friend. Where's Collie and where's Alex - beats me.